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[Note: Due to events that happened in the previous episode, the following characters cannot be recruited into the party nor be used in strategy battles in the meantime.

1. Setsumi
2. Asa
3. Athrun
4. Zenki
5. Multi
6. Serio
7. Milfeulle
8. Ayu
9. Misuzu
10. Reverie
11. Arcueid
12. Saber
13. Shiho
14. Lemmy
15. Hattori
16. Mizuki
17. Serika
18. Naruto
19. Mami
20. Shinn
21. Jin
22. Ranpha
23. Forte
24. Viki
25. Genjo Sanzo
26. Katie
27. Mint
28. Meis
29. Yumi
30. Sachiko
31. Kazuma
32. Vanilla H
33. Aoi

Make sure to use the remaining characters judiciously.]

Early November 2007.

The last month saw The N3 Collective commence its assault on the supposedly “inferior” Filipino culture by erecting its “sub-only globe”, which makes unfortunate victims speak Japanese, whether they like it or not. While the effects of that globe are still felt in some parts of the Philippines, there are other problems that the Nueva Liga Filipina has to tackle.

Like Lt. (s.g.) Antonio Trillanes IV and his Magdalo Group, which has allied with the Aquinos and Sir Gabby’s motley crew.

At Balay Kapatiran’s command center, the still-conscious members of the Nueva Liga Filipina are hard at work in monitoring both the Magdalo Group’s and the N3 Collective’s activities — specially that their active numbers have temporarily dwindled due to the effects of the “sub-only globe” that knocked the Japanese fictional characters unconscious.

Meanwhile, back at an undisclosed location where the Magdalo Group and its cohorts are planning for a repeat of the 2003 Oakwood mutiny, where Trillanes was also the mastermind…

Trillanes: Ang galit… ang silakbo… ang siyang magiging ningas… at sandata… para pabagsakin ang pesteng Arroyo at ang kanyang mga galamay! At salamat sa aking mga backers… natuklasan ko ang isang concoction upang ilabas ang galit na kailangang-kailangan natin!

That concoction Trillanes is talking about? It is a hybrid DNA injection composing of Orphnoch genes the group has secured from DJ Mo’s corpse, the Las Plagas genes the Aquinos have acquired from a secret agent who infiltrated the Ganados’ village after Osmund Saddler was killed, and Makamou genes culled from another secret agent, who was working for Sir Gabby before mysteriously disappearing.

The concoction has the ability to amplify a human’s basal anger and hatred and harness them to enhance the human’s physical and magical strengths. While the concoction lacks the mutation-inducing properties of the Orphnoch DNA and Las Plagas, anyone injected with the concoction seethes with monstrous anger that is enough to strike fear into its enemies.

With backing from the moneyed members of those who oppose Arroyo, Trillanes was able to create many samples and inject them into several test subjects, including select members of the Magdalo Group, Lopez loyalists, and other notable personalities in the opposition. No adverse reactions were recorded, making the whole experiment a rousing success.

After the administering of the concoction, Trillanes declares the following.

Trillanes: With our combined power, ang sinumang babangga sa atin ay siguradong magigiba! We will be a force to be reckoned with! We will start a new EDSA! Viva el Partido Liberal de los Amarillos de Familia Cojuangco-Aquino!

His plan? While he and his cohorts are on trial for the Oakwood mutiny, they will all angrily flee from the court and instigate another rebellion by invading Makati. The group will take over a luxury hotel and serve as its headquarters. There, they will call for President Arroyo’s resignation and will develop desperate measures if that huge demand is not met. Those measures, of course, will involve lots of blood-spilling, especially Arroyo’s.

November 29, 2007.

The Oakwood mutiny trial commences. While the court is in session, Trillanes chants the following.

Trillanes: Ken Ken Paa! Ken Ken Paa! Magparami, magparami! Patayin si Arroyo at ang kanyang mga alipores and ang masa’y magpupunyagi!

While everyone in the court is baffled by his chant, Trillanes and his cohorts emit a burning red-black aura. Their eyes also burn red while their faces show gradually increasing amounts of anger.

The mutineers then storm out of the court, causing destruction to the court house. Anyone who tries to intercept them are easily dispatched.

Eventually, after a march that emanates burning anger and seething hatred for Arroyo, the Magdalo Group and its associates eventually landed at the Peninsula Manila. In less than an hour, the entire hotel is taken by force. Hotel management, employees, and patrons flee the Manila Pen out of fear due to the immense unholy power the Magdalo Group emanates.

Some hours later, other personalities sympathetic to the group’s cause eventually enter the premises of the occupied hotel. They have been easily bewitched by the unholy aura of anger and hatred that Trillanes and company emit.

Trillanes, along with former vice-president Teofisto Guingona and Brig. Gen. Danilo Lim, declares the following on a website which he set up himself post-haste.

“Lt. (s.g.) Antonio Trillanes, Brig. Gen. Danilo Lim, Magdalo soldiers, their guards, and the people have started marching towards Makati triangle.

We presently find in existence a dangerous concept where the armed forces now owe their primary allegiance and loyalty to those who temporarily exercise the authority of the executive branch of the government rather than to the country and the Constitution they have sworn to protect. That is a concept we defy and struggle to eradicate. If you believe you are a man of will and courage with unselfish motives and brave enough to fight against such tyranny, rise up and be counted! Let your seething anger be the spark to fight that tyranny and shed gallons and gallons of blood doing so!”

Ladies and gentlemen, the Manila Peninsula siege has officially commenced.

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“‘Murkan Fools. Your intellect is as weak as your dollar. Failure is your destiny. You disrespect yourself and your nation. You are made of stupid.”

Thus says Liluts Kokizzle Gandanghari Volfango, the “Dear Leader” of The N3 Collective.

“You scum of the earth, led by that silver wretch, want to topple us by slaying our best and most loyal soldiers and believers one by one? That will not faze us one bit! You are no different from that organization that promises ‘true Philippine freedom’ — there is no freedom to be found in the Fail-penis… FOREVER!”

As he extends his arm to the skies above his organization’s highly-secured fortress atop Taal Volcano…

“Let the eternal glory of Nippon be known to this disgrace of a country, and eventually to this disgrace of a planet, by this instrument… a ‘sub-only globe’ that will make everyone and everything voiced in the glorious tongue of Nippon and always subtitled in every other language than the glorious tongue of Nippon…”

He then sings “Umi Yukaba”, a Japanese patriotic song which was sung by Japanese soldiers during World War II.

“Umi yukaba
Mizuku kabane
Yama yukaba
Kusa musu kabane
Okimi no he ni koso shiname
Kaerimi wa seji.”

Seconds after the song ends, the following happens.

Several kanji runes glow above Taal Volcano’s crater, and those runes then materialize into a huge black globe floating above the crater. The globe then glows red as a red beam emanates from it and soars to the skies.

Minutes later, around 65% of people all over the Philippines unexpectedly speak Japanese, and from their perspective, they see subtitles in English, Filipino, and every other Philippine dialect.

Confusion ensures, and the people who are affected by the spell eventually involve themselves in bickering and fighting each other, as the force-fed Japanese spoken by them became a huge source of misunderstandings — this is because the Japanese language takes at least ten years for a person to master its intricacies.

Of course, the “Dear Leader” is very proud that he and his posse are taking the first step to forcefully preach everything about Japan, whether the people like them or not.

“This is but the first step towards the Japanese domination of the world! I believe that Yamato-damashii is the solution to everything… especially the decrepit, corrupt, and inferior Western culture. Soon… SOON… the Japanese State in the Philippines, or the JSIP, will be built upon the ruins of this poor, pathetic excuse of a country! NIPPON BANZAI!”

This anomaly, fortunately, is picked up by the people manning Balay Kapatiran’s command center.

Mr. Tulfo is trying to determine the source of the anomaly, but the command center’s giant screen picks up static.

Mr. Tulfo: Mga anak ng kolokoy… The N3 is really trying to outsmart us. They must be using many types of communication shields and jammers to prevent detection. But nonetheless…

He commands his personal staff to device ways to counter the shields and jammers in order to detect the source of the anomaly. Fortunately, the staff members are not affected by the spell.

However, the Stars of Destiny who come from Japanese works got unlucky. Some hours after the black globe was activated, they fell unconscious one by one. Of course, Matthew Luke and Hyacinth are deeply concerned. They immediately rush to the command center, and a very serious Mr. Tulfo greets them.

Mr. Tulfo: Alam ninyo siguro kung bakit kayo nandito, hindi ba?
Matthew Luke: Yes, Sir Bitag. Gusto naming malaman kung bakit biglang hinimatay ang mga Ren’ai Rangers, ang mga Galaxy Angels except Nene, si Katie, si Jin, pati na sina Multi at Serio…
Hyacinth: Basically, ang mga anime characters na mga kasama natin sa Nueva Liga Filipina…
Mr. Tulfo: Well then… here is my report.

Matthew Luke and Hyacinth receive a printed report regarding the anomaly — and from that report and their fellow Stars of Destiny falling into unconsciousness…

Matthew Luke: Oo… alam na namin mula pa sa simula… na ang N3 Collective ang nasa likod ng lahat nito. How far can those weeaboos go just to show their obsession with everything Japanese?

Meanwhile, Kira has his own blog, where he writes violent polemics against the NLF and nothing but fanboy-like praise for the N3 Collective.

But a concerned netizen begs to differ, as that netizen wrote something in the comments section of the blog. He actually wrote some comments before, but Kira just deleted them all and marked them as spam. But the netizen persists…

LIKE JOEY DE LEON ASKS TO WILLIE REVILLAME… “KAPAG ANG ISANG BATA AY NADAPA, TINATANONG NATIN… BAKIT?”

YOU DELETED MY REPLY ON YOUR RANT THAT IS A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A BLOG ENTRY. FINE. I WILL ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION JDL ASKED TO WILLIE… “BAKIT?”

ARE YOU AFRAID ENOUGH TO DELETE MY POST? PATUNAY LANG NA ANG GINAWA MO… NA IKAW TALAGA AY ISANG MALAKING KATANGAHAN! KASINGBOBO MO YUNG MGA TAGA-N3 NA IYAN! AT HIGIT SA LAHAT, ISANG MALAKING KADUWAGAN!

AKO LANG PALA ANG KATAPAT MO… SA HALIP NA SUMAGOT KA SA MGA SINULAT KO, WALA KANG GINAWA KUNDI BURAHIN ANG POST KO…

AKALA KO BA MATAPANG KA? HANGGANG LAKAS NG APOG LANG ANG KAYA MO… YOU’RE RUNNING YOUR BIG MOUTH THROUGH YOUR WRITING; BUT IF THEY COUNTERATTACK, YOU CAN’T EVEN MOVE FROM YOUR SEAT!

KAWAWA KA NAMAN, NILAMON NA NGA NG KABOBOHAN ANG UTAK MO, MARAMI KA PANG NILOLOKO!

PAYO KO LANG, KUNG MAGIGING JOURNALIST KA, KUNG TALAGANG IDOLO MO ANG NUEVA LIGA FILIPINA NA IYONG INIWAN, MAGING UNBIASED KA, BALANSE AT RESPONSABLE KA! BUT BY THE WAY YOU WRITE, IT’S JUST LIKE A COW’S CRAP! NO… YOUR “JOURNALISM” IS INDEED A COW’S CRAP!

UULITIN KO, GO BACK TO GRADE SCHOOL DAHIL SAKSAKAN KA NG BOBO!

MAY MGA TAO DIYAN HINDI NAKAPAGTAPOS, PERO ALAM NILA ANG TAMA AT MALI, PERO IKAW NA NAG-AARAL PA, ONE SIDED KA NA, PINAGTATANGGOL MO PA ANG MGA TAONG GUMAWA NG PAGKAKAMALI!

DUWAG KA! CHUPAENG! A BIASED BASTARD! SALOT KA SA LIPUNAN!

NGAYON MO IPAKITA ANG TAPANG MO! DON’T EVER PUT YOUR DIGNITY AND PRIDE ON THE

LINE, WALA KA NAMAN NUN DAHIL SA KABOBOHAN MO AT SA KITID NG UTAK MO!

MAGKATULAD NGA KAYO NG MGA TAGA-N3! PROPAGANDA LANG AT HINDI KATOTOHANAN ANG SINASAKSAK NINYONG LAHAT SA MGA PILIPINONG KATULAD KO!

HANGGANG MAAGA AY TUMIGIL KA NA SA MGA ONE-SIDED JOURNALISM MO, DAHIL ALAM KONG ANG MGA SO-CALLED FRIENDS MO, PINAG-TITIISAN KA LANG! HUWAG MONG HINTAYING MAY MGA MAG-ALBUROTO SA IYO!

NASA LIKOD MO PA RIN AKO PARA ITUWID ANG MGA PAGKAKAMALI AT PAGKAKASALA MO SA MGA TAO!

GHOSTINTHESHELL, HEADIN’ OUT!

Once Kira finished reading the netizen’s polemics…

…he gets really furious and attempts to storm out of the Taal Volcano fortress. Fortunately, he is captured by some still-loyal N3 soldiers.

What the organization does to Kira… let’s just say it’s some kind of “re-education”.

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