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Where we last left Jeremy, the aspiring voice actor…

After he was transported via a pillar of light, he was sent into a serene grassfield at late morning. Other than wide expanses of grass, you can also see six simple doorless gates.

Jeremy is gradually gaining consciousness, and while in the process of doing so, he hears several voices.

“Meron kang dugong dayuhan, kaya hindi ka bagay maging Pinoy Big Brother winner. Tandaan mo… PINOY Big Brother ang pangalan ng reality show, kaya dapat puro Pinoy lang ang dapat sasali!”

“Isang anime fan, gustong sumali sa isang reality show!? Kahangalan! Kabalbalan!”

“Ayaw namin ng isa pang mananakop! Ayaw naming bumalik sa mga panahong sinakop tayo ng mga mapagsamantalang dayuhan!”

“Dapat ang ipangalan sa iyo ay Wa! Wala ka kasing ka-appeal-appeal!”

“Kapag nanalo ka sa Pinoy Big Brother, magiging malaking insulto ka sa mga dati nang nanalo!”

“Ano ba ang maibibigay mo sa madla kapag sakaling nanalo ka? Wala!”

And then…

Out of each of the six gates, a fully-armored knight comes out, ready to assail Jeremy in a heartbeat.

Jeremy attempted to transform into OmegaBreak; but his morpher, the BraceThrottle, was nowhere to be found.

Jeremy: Tch… bakit pa kasi ako nabuhay pa? Tapos meron pang anim na sumusugod sa akin. Hindi bale na. Lalaban pa rin ako… kung gusto kong matalo ang hinayupak na Wendy na ‘yan at makamit ang hustisya!

With only his martial arts skills as a weapon, he prepares to assault the armored assailants.

A BOSS BATTLE COMMENCES!

Ally: Jeremy
Enemies: Unknown Assailant x6

Unknown Assailant A chooses to attack Jeremy. But Jeremy dodges the attack!
Unknown Assailant B chooses to attack Jeremy. But Jeremy dodges the attack!
Unknown Assailant C chooses to attack Jeremy. But Jeremy dodges the attack!
Unknown Assailant D chooses to attack Jeremy. But Jeremy dodges the attack!
Unknown Assailant E chooses to attack Jeremy. But Jeremy dodges the attack!
Unknown Assailant F chooses to attack Jeremy. But Jeremy dodges the attack!
Jeremy chooses to attack Unknown Assailant F. He deals 119 damage to Unknown Assailant F.

The one-on-six battle dragged on, but Jeremy never gave up. He considers this battle a fight for survival.

Eventually, his fighting spirit prevails, and the Unknown Assailants gave up on attacking him. What’s more amazing… is that the assailants removed their helmets to reveal the following: Tomokazu Sugita, Yui Horie, Hikaru Midorikawa, Rie Kugimiya, Akira Kamiya, and Megumi Hayashibara — his six favorite Japanese voice actors whom he can summon via his BraceThrottle.

Tomokazu Sugita, Yui Horie, Hikaru Midorikawa, Rie Kugimiya, Akira Kamiya, Megumi Hayashibara: Jeremy Hidano… nagtagumpay ka sa aming pagsubok. Kinasangkapan mo ang lakas namin gamit ang morpher mo… at pinatunayan mo na hindi ka palaging magdedepende sa amin upang magtagumpay. Ang tibay ng lakas mo, ng puso mo, at ng isipan mo… ang dudurog sa anumang harang tungo sa iyong inaasam na tagumpay. Kaya… ilalagay ka namin sa isang samahang siguradong tutulong sa iyo upang makamit ang katarungan.

The six then handed a shard each of Jeremy’s morpher. Jeremy gladly accepts the shards, and they miraculously reformed into the BraceThrottle in his wrist. With a determined look on his face, he pumps his right fist into the air.

Tomokazu Sugita, Yui Horie, Hikaru Midorikawa, Rie Kugimiya, Akira Kamiya, Megumi Hayashibara: Ganbatte!

BATTLE ENDED.

The batlle formally ends with both Jeremy and the voice actors disappearing via pillars of light. And then…

Jeremy wakes up in front of Balay Kapatiran. He is found by Lito Camo when the latter was in the middle of finding a suitable leaf as a wind instrument (God bless Levi Celerio).

Lito: Hoy… ikaw ba si Jeremy Hidano? Yung pinatalsik sa Pinoy Big Brother na walang due process?!
Jeremy: Oo. Ako nga yon. Magsisinungaling ba ako?
Lito: Hindi naman kita pinagdududahan, eh. Dali! Tawagin sina Matt, Hyacinth, at Sir Bitag!

Minutes later, at the control center…

Matthew Luke: So… ikaw si Jeremy Hidano, yung aspiring voice actor na housemate sana sa Pinoy Big Brother…
Jeremy: …kung hindi sana nagkaroon ng lutong-makaw.
Hyacinth: Ano nga ba ang dahilan at ika’y pintalsik sa Bahay ni Kuya? Hindi namin masagap yung dahilan. Parang may nagyayaring news blackout.

Jeremy explains how Wendy manipulated everything in PBB in her favor.

Mr. Tulfo: Naku… kung matutuloy ang gusto ng kolokoy na Wendy Valdez na iyan… titiwalag ang Endemol sa licensing deal sa Pinoy Big Brother, at iyon ay magdudulot ng pangamba sa mga foreign investors. Now we understand your plight.

And then, Mike Punzalan cut in.

Mike: Ah… ikaw si Jeremy, no? Isang anime fan at aspiring dubber? Siguradong lalago ang anime dubbing industry dahil nandito ka ngayon sa samahan namin.
Jeremy: Ah, ikaw pala si Mike Punzalan. Kung para sa ikagagalak ng mga anime fan ang mga maitutulong natin, walang problema sa akin.
Matthew Luke: Well… mabuti naman at nadagdagan na naman tayo ng isang kakampi. Jeremy… (while tapping his shoulder) makukuha mo rin ang katarungan… basta tulong-tulong tayong lahat.

And thus, Jeremy Lopez Hidano is recruited as one of Nueva Liga Filipina’s main combatants and as a Star of Destiny.

Stars Introduced So Far

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