Many thanks go to Utak ng Tilapia (http://www.utakngtilapia.com/) and Anti-Pinoy (http://www.antipinoy.com/) for inspiration (notably for the portrayal of Kris as a hideous villain). I also give credit to Reynaldo T. Fajardo for his book “The Philippines Betrayed”, wherein I have lifted the list of wrongdoings Cory Aquino has done during her presidency (I really mean no harm in merely quoting from an anti-Aquino, pro-Marcos book). Also thanks to Luisazo on DeviantArt for the Tales series Hi-Ougi template.
The Nueva Liga Filipina, preparing for their eventual battle against Kris Aquino, undergoes extensive training and preparation.
February 14, 2007… Valentine’s Day. Also Kris’ birthday, coincidentally. The day has come for the organization to ready its assault on Kris Aquino’s Shadow Palace, formerly the Metropolitan Theater.
(Please form your party. Members indicated with an asterisk are required.)
Battle Members
1. Matthew Luke *
2. Hyacinth *
3. Toni
4. Sam
5. Hero
6. Katie
Entourage
1. Michael V. (Support Ability: Yari Ka! — randomly bring out practical jokes that attack an enemy)
2. Dr. Belo * (Support Ability: Rejuvenation — status ailments of every ally in party are automatically healed at the end of battle)
Mr. Tulfo: Kaya ko isinali si Dr. Belo sa entourage ninyo ay para magsilbi siyang major mediator if ever Kris wants to negotiate with us instead of fighting us.
Matthew Luke: Ehh… alam ko na malabong magkanegosasyon sa bruhang iyon… but whatever.
Hyacinth: I hate her like you do, pero please… huwag mo siyang insultuhin, Matt. Yung mga anti-Arroyong tulad niya… alam kong may natitirang kabutihan sa kanila. Tulad ni Jarrod, na sinapian pa ng masamang espiritu ni Dai Shi.
Dr. Belo: Huwag kayong mag-alala. Doctors like us must not only heal physical sickness, but also ethereal sickness as well. At kung nag-aalala pala kayo kay Cristy, meron namang mga guwardiyang nakaistasyon sa bahay niya na magsisiguro sa kanyang kaligtasan.
Matthew Luke: Heh. Anyway… let’s move out.
(Dungeon portion: Trudge the dark depths of Kris Aquino’s Shadow Palace to get to the target herself. Recommended dungeon BGM: “Deep in Coma ~ Battle in Japan” from Shadow Hearts II: Covenant.)
Meanwhile…
The dimension-crossing young man named Tsukasa Kadoya arrives at a separate location within Kris Aquino’s Shadow Palace. With him are Natsumi Hikari, the young woman, and Yuusuke Onodera, the second individual to be Kamen Rider Kuuga.
Tsukasa: Hmm… sinabi ni Lolo Eijiro na nababalot ngayon ng isang matinding kadiliman ang Pilipinas… kung hindi siya nagkakamali, isang babae ang may gawa nito.
Natsumi: Sigurado ka ba, ha, Tsukasa?
Yuusuke: Oo, tama siya. Ikinuwento kasi niya sa amin na yung babaeng iyon ay ang anak ng isang dating presidente na ngayon ay galit na galit sa kasulukuyang pangulo dahil sa isyu ng lupa na pag-aari ng pamilya nila.
Natsumi: Ah! Yung bang… Hashi… uh… Ruishi… uhm… bah! Hindi ko maalala ang pangalan ng lugar na iyon!
Tsukasa: Lagi ka kasing nahuhuli sa balita, Natsumi.
Natusmi: Huwag mo na akong asarin, Tsukasa!
Yuusuke: At saka… nagsimula daw ang “kadilimang” ito sa isang kanta lang…
The tree continue their talk as they walk along the depths of the palace. At the great door which leads presumably to Kris’ room, the two groups meet.
Matthew Luke: Tigil! Sino ba kayong tatlo?
Tsukasa: Huh? Pinagsusupetsahan n’yo kami na mga kalaban kami?
Hyacinth: Hindi sa pinagsuspetsahan ko kayo. Nagtatanong lang kami kung ano ang sadya ninyo dito sa Kris Aquino’s Shadow Palace.
Yuusuke: Aaahhh… iyon pala ang pangalan ng lugar na ito. Madilim ito, parang bahay ng bampira. Siguro… matutuwa si Wataru dito.
Dr. Belo: Bago magkabuhol-buhol ang lahat, pwede bang ipakilala ang mga sarili ninyo.
The three introduce themselves and explain their purpose for arriving there.
Tsukasa: Kayo pala ang tinatawag na Nueva Liga Filipina, ang organisasyong pipigil sa kadilimang namumuo dito sa Pilipinas. Kami naman ay napadpad dito dahil sa isang di-pangkaraniwang paraan. Ang keyword ay… dimensiyon.
Matthew Luke: Dimensiyon…
Just then, they all hear whispers that allegedly come from the door.
????: Pagbabayaran ninyo ang ginawa sa amin… kayong mga ahas na nagpapayaman sa sarili na lumalakad sa baluktot na daan… kami lang ang sagrado… kami lang ang dadala sa mga tao sa daang matuwid…
Dr. Belo: Boses yata iyon ni Kris… parang mensahe ng pangungutya laban sa mga maraming kalaban ng mga Aquino…
Hyacinth: Oo. Pero… meron tayong mga kasama sa Nueva Liga Filipina na kaalyado ng mga Aquino. Anong mangyayari sa kanila kapag natalo natin si Kris?
Matthew Luke: Ayokong isipin pa ito. *sigh* Sige, Tsukasa, Yuusuke, Natsumi, tulungan n’yo kaming buksan ang pintong ito.
Tsukasa, Yuusuke, Natsumi: OK.
They all proceed to push the door, but then they hear another voice. This time it belongs to a man.
James’ voice: Makinig kayo, mga miyembro ng Nueva Liga Filipina. Ako si James Yap, ang asawa ni Kris Aquino. Kung nagtataka kayo kung bakit kinidnap ako ng sarili kong asawa, ito ay dahil sa kanyang salamangka. Para siyang… sinasaniban ng isang makapangyarihang nilalang na kapantay ang Diyos sa lakas…
Matthew Luke: Yun pala… sinabi pala ni Kris na gagawin ka raw niyang First Gentleman kapag siya ang namuno…
James’ voice: Oo. Napaka-possessive niya, bukod sa pagiging taklesa niya. Minsan, napag-isip-isip ko na iwanan siya pagkatapos isilang ang magiging anak namin… dahil baka sa hinaharap… mas lalala ang kanyang attitude problems, lalo na kapag nahuli niya akong nakikipaglandian daw sa isa pang babae… at lalo na kapag dumating ang halalan para sa susunod na pangulo…
Hyacinth: Pero bakit hindi mo ito ginagawa?
James’ voice: Ewan ko ba kung ano ang tunay na moralidad ngayon. Kadalasan kasi… relihiyoso tayo, pero hindi natin isinasapuso ang tunay na diwa ng relihiyon…
Tsukasa: Meron lang akong tanong, Mr. Yap. Yung tungkol sa katotohanan at sa alaala…
James’ voice: Ano ang tanong mo, dayuhan mula sa ibang dimensiyon?
Tsukasa: Nabasa ko na may mga ginawang masama ang mga Aquino na pilit nilang ibinubura sa mga alaala ng mga Pilipino. Totoo ba iyon?
James’ voice: Oo nga… meron. Pero hindi ko muna ito sasabihin… dahil kapag narinig niya iyon…
Tsukasa: Alam ko ang mangyayari, di ba?
James’ voice: Sige. Titigil ako sa pananalitang telepatikal. Kailangang gisingin ang mga alaalang gigising sa mga Pilipino sa katotohanan…
The voice then fades into thin air. As the combined group opens the door, there has been some discussion about the dimension-crossing individuals back at the base.
Mr. Tulfo: Hmm… based on extensive research by our intelligence personnel, nalaman natin kung sino ang tatlong iyon. Isa sa mga iyon si Tsukasa Kadoya, a.k.a. Masked Rider Decade.
Cristy: (via encrypted voice chat) Masked Rider Decade? Ang Masked Rider na kilala ng karamihan dito sa Pilipinas ay si Robert Akizuki, a.k.a. Masked Rider Black.
Mr. Tulfo: Oo. Alam natin na hindi isa ang Masked Rider ngayon. Mayroong kapangyarihan si Mr. Kadoya na mag-transform into other Masked Riders besides his default form. Isa iyon sa mga dahilan kung bakit siya ay tinatawag na… “demonyo”.
Cristy: Demonyo? Eh di nakakatakot pala siya! Eh bakit nakikipagtulungan siya sa atin?
Mr. Tulfo: Hindi lahat ng mga demonyo ay masama. Tulad ng example na binigay sa akin ni Master Matthew Luke… yung isang demonyong nagngangalang Sparda ang nagligtas sa sangkatauhan mula sa mga kapwa niya demonyo…
Cristy: Sige, sige… OK, ngayon eh tatapusin ko ang tawag na ito. Kayong dalawa ni Kuya Boy ang makikipag-coordinate kina Matthew Luke at Hyacinth sa gagawin nila. Hanggang diyan na lang ang tawag ko. Bye. (ends call)
Boy: *sigh* Krissy… sana tumino ka… ayokong lalong magkawatak-watak ang bansang iyo nang dahil lamang sa iyo. Pati ako, madadamay…
Mr. Tulfo: Please, Boy… don’t be too carried away by emotions… iyan ang isa sa mga kahinaan nating mga Pinoy…
The door to Kris’ room, the Crystal Altar, and James’ confinement has finally been opened.
The childhood friends give a unique birthday greeting.
Matthew Luke: (singing) Happy birthday to you…
Hyacinth: (singing) You belong to the zoo…
Matthew Luke: (singing) With the monkeys and the donkeys…
Matthew Luke & Hyacinth: (singing) Kamukha mo kuwago!
A brief silence follows.
Kris: (while gradually facing the party) Bravo, bravo! What an exceptional performance… only that I don’t like the performers.
Hyacinth: Kailan mo na ba natutunan ang katagang “Condemn the deed but not the doer”?
Kris: All rules have exceptions. This is one.
Tsukasa: Kahit ngayon lang tayo nakita, Ms. Kristina Bernadette Cojuangco Aquino… alam ko kung ano ang plano mo at ng pamilya mo sa Pilipinas.
Kris: Oo. Isang bansang walang kurakot at walang mahirap at puno ng pag-asa ng demokrasyang ipinaglaban ng aking mahal na ina. Utang na loob namin sa sambayanang Pilipino ang aming lakas.
Tsukasa: Oo, malaki ang utang ng loob ng mga Pinoy sa inyong mga Aquino. Malaki ang utang na loob nang kumampi si Servillano Aquino kay Emilio Aguinaldo upang ipapatay si Andres Bonifacio, nang kumampi si Benigno Aquino Sr. sa mga Hapon noong World War II at doon namatay ang maraming Pilipino, nang ang mga Aquino’y kumampi sa mga Cojuangco upang makipag-ayos kay Ramon Magsaysay at angkinin ang Hacienda Luisita gamit ang kaban ng bayan sa kundisyong ipapamahagi ang lupa pagkatapos ng 10 taon — at alam natin kung saan napunta iyon.
Matthew Luke: (Hmmm… bakit maraming alam si Tsukasa sa tunay na kalagayan ng Pilipinas, eh ngayon lang siya nakakatapak dito?)
Hyacinth: (Baka nagbabasa siya ng mga website na pilit isinisiwalat ang mga kabulukan ng mga Aquino. Tulad na lang ng Antipinoy.com. Binu-bookmark mo iyon, di ba?)
Matthew Luke: (Heh heh… tama.)
Kris: Tumahimik ka, stranger! Pakialamero ka talaga… I don’t know what your name is… but I know that you’re colluding with those traitors to destroy the Philippines and occupy it for yourselves!
Matthew Luke: Hmph… masyado kang judgmental. Taklesa ka talaga. Ewan ko ba kung bakit marami pa rin ang umiidolo sa iyo, kahit na bistado na ang tunay na kulay mo.
Kris: It’s all because of my stunning beauty and grace that no other girl can match! Aha aha aha! None of your female “anime” friends can match this!
Hyacinth: Haller! Hindi ito beauty contest, Kristeta!
The two sides continue on exchanging arguments as if in a debate. Tsukasa can’t stand it anymore, so be brings out the Decadriver and wraps it around his waist.
Natsumi: Hoy, Tsukasa! Magta-transform ka para lang pigilin ang isang debate?!
Yuusuke: Naku naman! Hayaan nating mapanis ang laway nila sa kakadaldal!
Dr. Belo: Mr. Kadoya, sandali la…
But it was too late for the dimension-crosser to turn back now. He brings out a card.
Tsukasa: Rider Change!
He then inserts the card into the Decadriver.
Voice of the Decadriver: KAMEN RIDE: DECADE!
Holograms of the ten Heisei-era Kamen Riders then appear around him and merge into his body, transforming him into the magenta armed warrior.
Tsukasa: (taps the childhood friend’s shoulders) Hoy, kayong dalawa.
Matthew Luke & Hyacinth: Tsukasa?
Tsukasa: Sa inyo na lang ang dalawang card na ito. Ewan ko ba sa mga ito… hindi sila gumagana sa Decadriver ko.
They receive the cards. The cards flashed brightly once they are in contact with their bracelets. While wondering why that happened, Kris lets out an invisible beam to ambush them, but a more blinding light surfaced.
Once the light has dissipated, the childhood friends are unharmed. The bracelets’ third jewels glow brightly, which amazed them. The cards are really the Third Blessed Beings, Kazuki Sendoh and Flonne.
Matthew Luke’s Third Blessed Being: Kazuki Sendoh
Transformation effect: SPD and EVA tripled; Mizuki’s stats boosted
Exceed Charge: Doujinshi Realm
All allies and enemies are brought to the dimension of doujinshi. Random effects arise as long as Matt has sufficient MP.
Hyacinth’s Third Blessed Being: Flonne
Transformation effect: All allies’ healing effects are doubled
Exceed Charge: Divine Ray
Holy elemental damage to all enemies.
Matthew Luke: Wow! Di ko alam na meron ka palang mga Pinagpalang Nilalang! Salamat, Tsukasa!
Tsukasa: Walang anuman.
Kris: Hmph. So you actually acquired brand-new powers from this… outsider? Nakakaaliw! Pero ang aking lakas… at ang pinagsamang lakas ng mga Aquino at mga Pilipinong sabik sa pagbabago… ay mananaig pa rin! SLAMAT LORRRD!
Hyacinth: Hindi ba dapat NAKU LORRRD dahil nababalot tayo ng matinding kadiliman, Queen of Darkness?! Hindi ka lang kasi gumagamit ng itim na mahika, kundi dahil sa mga 12-oras na brownout noong panahon ng nanay mo!
Kris: Another one of your snide insinuations! We only carry the truth that will set us all free!
Dr. Belo: Magkaibigan tayo dati… pero dahil sa nangyari sa klinika ko, na idinamay mo pa ang sarili mong asawa… itinatakwil na kita ngayon! Now I realize that I am on the side of the truly upright! We will never forgive the perpetrators of the Hacienda Luisita incident! We will never forget every mistake that your supposedly ‘perfect’ president has made! Ngayon… hihilumin kita mula sa matinding karamdaman ng inyong budhi!
Tsukasa: Kung nagsimula ang kaguluhang ito sa isang kanta lang, matitigil din ito ng isa pang kanta.
Tsukasa inserts another card.
Voice of the Decadriver: ATTACK RIDE: KYLE’S MOM IS A B****!
A hologram of Eric Cartman appears, and he immediately breaks into song.
Cartman’s hologram:
“Weeeeellllll…
Kris is a b****
She’s a big fat b****
She’s the biggest b**** in the Philippines
She’s a stupid b**** if there ever was a b****
She’s a b**** to all the boys and girls!”
Kris: Shut your freaking mouths, infidels!
Cartman’s hologram:
“On Monday she’s a b****
On Tuesday she’s a b****
On Wednesday through Saturday she’s a b****
Then on Sunday, just to be different, she’s a super King Kamehameha b****!”
Kris: This is more than just libel!
Cartman’s hologram:
“Have you ever met Kris Aquino?
She’s the biggest b**** in the Philippines
She’s a mean ol’ b**** and she has stupid hair
She’s a b**** b**** b**** b**** b**** b**** b****
B**** b**** b**** b**** b**** b**** b**** b****, she’s a stupid b****
Kris is a b**** and she’s just a dirty b****
For tons of kids in the Philippines it might go something like this!”
A series of insults against Kris in different Philippine dialects then happens. In order: Ivatan verse, Ilocano verse, Cebuano verse, Chavacano verse.
Cartman’s hologram:
“Have you ever met Kris Aquino?
She’s the biggest b**** in the Philippines
She’s a mean ol’ b**** and she has stupid hair
She’s a b**** b**** b**** b**** b**** b**** b****
B**** b**** b**** b**** b**** b**** b**** b****, she’s a stupid b****
Kris is a b**** and she’s just a dirty b****
I really mean it
Kris Aquino, she’s a big fat f***ing b****!
Big old fat f***ing b****
Yeah Kris Aquino!
Yeah! Chaaaa!”
A brief moment of silence follows the really insulting song. Cartman’s hologram then dissolves into nothing.
Kris: If I would defend my mother’s honor, then so be it!
Kris brings out her most potent weapon, the destructive bagua. She then punches the mirror part of the bagua and lets her blood drip into it. A massive flood of darkness follows, revealing the Goddess of All Dark Magic herself, Schirach. She then assimilates with her to form an even more powerful being.
Tsukasa: Aalalayan ko kayong lahat, Matthew Luke at Hyacinth!
Matthew Luke & Hyacinth: Anytime. Ngayon, Kris, gigising namin ang tunay na alaala ng buong Pilipinas!
A BOSS BATTLE COMMENCES!
Allies: Matthew Luke, Hyacinth, Toni, Sam, Hero, Katie, KR Decade (entourage)
Enemy: Kris Aquino (HP: 42,000)
Kris Aquino’s attacks:
1. All second-level elemental spells (two of them are cast in succession)
2. James K N B? — regular non-elemental attack vs. 1 enemy
3. Barako — increase self’s/ally’s ATK
4. Black Book — induces Sleep on all enemies
5. Hymn of the Night Wind — Shadow-elemental attack vs. all enemies; may cancel their actions
6. Dark Temptation — confuses an enemy and drains its HP
7. Dilaw na Pagsukob — Her “Mystic Arte”. Call upon the combined might of Cory Aquino’s hatred for Pres. Arroyo and Schirach’s dark magic to deal Thunder and Shadow damage to all enemies
Matthew Luke chooses to transform into the Third Blessed Being, Kazuki Sendoh.
Voice of Matthew Luke’s wristband: Standing by.
Matthew Luke: Protagonist Change!
Voice of Matthew Luke’s wristband: Complete.
Transformation complete.
Matthew Luke chooses to cast Mighty Pen on Kris Aquino. That attack deals 1424 damage to Kris Aquino.
Hyacinth chooses to transform into the Third Blessed Being, Flonne.
Voice of Hyacinth’s wristband: Standing by.
Hyacinth: Heroine Change!
Voice of Hyacinth’s wristband: Complete.
Transformation complete.
Hyacinth chooses to attack Kris Aquino. She deals 533 damage to Kris Aquino. A critical hit!
Toni chooses to attack Kris Aquino. She deals 841 damage to Kris Aquino.
Sam chooses to attack Kris Aquino. He deals 891 damage to Kris Aquino.
Hero chooses to transform into Mysterio.
Hero: Transform into Mysterio!
Transformation complete.
Hero chooses to cast Disabling Slash on Kris Aquino. That attack deals 2190 damage to Kris Aquino. But Kris Aquino is not Paralyzed!
Katie chooses to transform into the Flaming-Haired, Fiery-Eyed Hunter.
Katie: Enpatsu Shakugan Soukou!
As Katie’s body is engulfed in crimson flames, Mirmo goes to Katie’s forehead and assumes an “oni face” while being absorbed into it. A pendant then materializes around Katie’s neck. That pendant is Cocytus. The transformation sequence ends with a sword slash which douses off the flames and reveals Katie now having flaming hair and blazing eyes.
Transformation complete.
Katie chooses to attack Kris Aquino. She deals 1258 damage to Kris Aquino. A critical hit!
KR Decade’s support ability, Attack Ride is activated. The spell “Attack Ride: Blast” is cast on Kris Aquino. That attack deals 1456 damage to Kris Aquino.
Kris Aquino chooses to cast James K N B? on Hero. She deals 113 damage to Hero.
Matthew Luke chooses to cast Mighty Pen on Kris Aquino. That attack deals 1430 damage to Kris Aquino.
Hyacinth chooses to cast Holy Arrows on Kris Aquino. That attack deals 1625 damage to Kris Aquino.
Toni chooses to attack Kris Aquino. She deals 895 damage to Kris Aquino.
Sam chooses to cast Reflect Shield on himself. All physical damage dealt to him will be redirected instead to the attacker.
Hero chooses to cast First Aid on himself. Hero’s HP restored to full.
Katie chooses to attack Kris Aquino. She deals 914 damage to Kris Aquino.
KR Decade’s support ability, Attack Ride is activated. The spell “Attack Ride: Slash” is cast on Kris Aquino. That attack deals 1050 damage to Kris Aquino.
Kris Aquino chooses to cast Dark Temptation on Sam. She deals 398 damage to Sam. Kris Aquino’s HP is restored by 398 points. Sam is now Confused.
Matthew Luke chooses to cast Mighty Pen on Kris Aquino. That attack deals 1714 damage to Kris Aquino. A critical hit!
Hyacinth chooses to cast Power of Love on all allies. All allies’ HP’s are restored to full.
Toni chooses to use a Mind Calmer on Sam. Sam is no longer Confused.
Sam chooses to cast Charging Star Shield on Kris Aquino. That attack deals 3 hits and 914 damage to Kris Aquino.
Hero chooses to cast Sweep Slash on Kris Aquino. That attack deals 1037 damage to Kris Aquino.
Katie chooses to attack Kris Aquino. She deals 1117 damage to Kris Aquino. A critical hit!
KR Decade’s support ability, Attack Ride is activated. The spell “Attack Ride: Blast” is cast on Kris Aquino. That attack deals 1319 damage to Kris Aquino. A critical hit!
Kris Aquino chooses to cast two elemental spells, Apoy2 and Yelo2, on all allies. All allies suffer an average of 424 damage.
Matthew Luke chooses to defend.
Hyacinth chooses to cast Power of Love on all allies. All allies’ HP’s are restored to full.
Toni chooses to attack Kris Aquino. She deals 690 damage to Kris Aquino.
Sam chooses to cast Shield Boomerang on Kris Aquino. That attack deals 845 damage to Kris Aquino.
Hero chooses to attack Kris Aquino. He deals 830 damage to Kris Aquino.
Katie chooses to attack Kris Aquino. She deals 1119 damage to Kris Aquino. A critical hit!
KR Decade chooses to defend.
Kris Aquino chooses to cast Black Book on all allies. Everyone except Matthew Luke is put to Sleep.
Matthew Luke chooses to use a Nayuki’s Alarm Clock on Hyacinth. Hyacinth woke up from her Sleep.
Hyacinth chooses to cast Holy Arrows on Kris Aquino. That attack deals 1316 damage to Kris Aquino.
Toni is still undergoing Sleep.
Sam is still undergoing Sleep.
Hero is still undergoing Sleep.
Katie is still undergoing Sleep.
KR Decade’s support ability, Attack Ride is activated. The spell “Attack Ride: Slash” is cast on Kris Aquino. That attack deals 1827 damage to Kris Aquino. A critical hit!
Kris Aquino chooses to cast Barako on herself. Her ATK increased by 30.
Matthew Luke chooses to use a Nayuki’s Alarm Clock on Toni. Toni woke up from her Sleep.
Hyacinth chooses to use a Nayuki’s Alarm Clock on Sam. Sam woke up from his Sleep.
Toni chooses to use a Nayuki’s Alarm Clock on Hero. Hero woke up from his Sleep.
Sam chooses to use a Nayuki’s Alarm Clock on Katie. Katie woke up from her Sleep.
Hero chooses to cast Disabling Slash on Kris Aquino. That attack deals 1978 damage to Kris Aquino. But Kris Aquino is not Paralyzed!
Katie chooses to attack Kris Aquino. She deals 1236 damage to Kris Aquino. A critical hit!
KR Decade’s support ability, Attack Ride is activated. The spell “Attack Ride: Blast” is cast on Kris Aquino. That attack deals 1023 damage to Kris Aquino.
Kris Aquino chooses to cast Hymn of the Night Wind on all allies. All allies suffer an average of 401 damage.
Matthew Luke chooses to defend.
Hyacinth chooses to cast Power of Love on all allies. All allies’ HP’s are restored to full.
Toni chooses to do a cooperative attack with Sam named “Pinoy Maximillian Attack”. That attack deals 5 hits and 2003 damage to Kris Aquino.
Hero chooses to attack Kris Aquino. He deals 829 damage to Kris Aquino.
Katie chooses to attack Kris Aquino. She deals 913 damage to Kris Aquino.
KR Decade chooses to defend.
Kris Aquino chooses to cast Dilaw na Pagsukob on all allies.
Kris Aquino: O dilaw na demokrasya at itim na salamangka! Magkaisa upang sugpuin ang mga tunay na kalaban ng bayan! This is the way to force you false Filipinos to do the ultimate and supreme sacrifice… because the true Filipino is worth dying for! DILAW NA PAGSUKOB!
Kris Aquino calls upon the combined might of Cory Aquino’s hatred for Pres. Arroyo and Schirach’s dark magic into her own Mystic Arte. All allies suffer 6 hits and an average of 616 damage. All allies are now in critical condition.
Matthew Luke chooses to defend.
Hyacinth chooses to cast Power of Love on all allies. All allies’ HP’s are restored to full.
Toni chooses to do a cooperative attack with Sam named “Pinoy Maximillian Attack”. That attack deals 5 hits and 2191 damage to Kris Aquino.
Hero chooses to attack Kris Aquino. He deals 2000 damage to Kris Aquino. A critical hit!
Katie chooses to attack Kris Aquino. She deals 1120 damage to Kris Aquino. A critical hit!
KR Decade’s support ability, Attack Ride is activated. The spell “Attack Ride: Slash” is cast on Kris Aquino. That attack deals 1870 damage to Kris Aquino. A critical hit!
Kris Aquino: I’m soooo sick sa mga tulad n’yo na nagpapasira sa tunay na demokrasya! Wala talaga kayong galang sa pag-ibig, at lalong-lalo na to God!
KR Decade: Galang sa Diyos? Hah? Gagalangin ba ng Diyos ang isang taklesang puro naman dasal, pero ang ginagawa ay baluktot at inaahas ang ibang tao para makakuha ng simpatiya?
Kris Aquino: Who are you to preach, ha?
KR Decade: Ako ay isang Masked Rider na dumadaan lang. Tandaan mo iyan!
Kris Aquino: Kayo talaga ay puro satsat! Ngayon, to make haste of snuffing you all, tinatawagan ko ang buong sambayanang Pilipino upang magbigay sa akin ng lakas! KAYO ANG AKING LAKAS!
Matthew Luke, Hyacinth, and KR Decade prepare their finishing moves.
Matthew Luke, Hyacinth, KR Decade: TIKMAN MO ANG TUNAY NA LAKAS!
Voice of Matthew Luke’s wristband: Ready.
Voice of Hyacinth’s wristband: Ready.
Matthew Luke: Open the dimension of creativity!
Voice of Matthew Luke’s wristband: Exceed Charge.
Hyacinth: Power of the celestial love freak, come to me!
Voice of Hyacinth’s wristband: Exceed Charge.
KR Decade inserts a Final Attack Ride card into the Decadriver.
Voice of the Decadriver: FINAL ATTACK RIDE: DE-DE-DECADE!
Matthew Luke casts Kazuki Sendoh’s Exceed Charge, Doujinshi Realm.
Matthew Luke: There is no limit to what the human mind can do! Party comically! DOUJINSHI REALM!
Random effect: all special attacks and finishing moves, whether belonging to allies or enemies, gain 10% in power.
Hyacinth casts Flonne’s Exceed Charge, Divine Ray.
Hyacinth: Lord, give us the strength of heavenly love to banish evil! DIVINE RAY!
That attack deals 7 hits and 4430 damage to Kris Aquino.
KR Decade: Ako na ang tatapos sa kawalang-hiyaang ito!
KR Decade chooses to cast his finishing move, Dimension Kick, on Kris Aquino. The power of ten Heisei-era Kamen Riders deals 5000 damage to Kris Aquino.
Kris Aquino: Uaghh! Kahit ang kapangyarihan ng isang diyosa at ng aking sariling ina, waepek sa inyo?! You really are the lowest of the low… aligning yourself with a fallen star and fake hero, and then with that disgrace… no… more than a disgrace… of a president! But take note of this…
Her body begins to fade.
Matthew Luke: Anong nangyayari sa kanya?
KR Decade: Siya ay pwersahang dinadala ngayon sa isang lugar na kung tawagin ay ang Advent Void. Doon “ikinukulong” ang mga natalong makapangyarihang personalidad. Pero ang sabi ng Advent Master na si Eubulon… posibleng makatakas siya roon, dahil hindi na niya kontrolado ang lugar na dating niyang nilikha at binantayan.
Hyacinth: Talagang marami kang alam sa mga dimensyon, ha?
Kris continues her ranting.
Kris Aquino: Makinig kayong mga kalaban ng estado namin! Two years from now… ang kuya kong si Noynoy ang babangon uli sa Pilipinas na wawasakin ninyo! He will forge an alliance with an ice fairy on her auspicious day… so that he will have the STRONGEST CAMPAIGN! We Aquinos will make the Philippines… THE STRONGEST COUNTRY! UAGHHH… AGGGGHHHH… AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
And with her shout, she finally disappears from the Philippines and is completely sent to the Advent Void.
BATTLE WON!
Matthew Luke: Sayang ang beauty niya…
Dr. Belo: Di ba linya ko iyon?
Matthew Luke: Oops! Sorry.
Hyacinth: Ngayong wala na si Kris, pakawalan natin si James! Ngayon din!
Natsumi & Yuusuke: Sige!
Tsukasa demorphed himself, then proceeded to help Natsumi and Yuusuke untie James. Just then…
As the effects of Kris’ dark magic fade away, the former pristine beauty of the Metropolitan Theater is restored, no longer tainted by age and ignorance. This has marveled everyone in the NLF.
Mr. Tulfo: Tama nga si Nora Aunor. Nasa tao ang himala.
Boy: I’m still sad at Kris’ fate, but we’re glad Mayor Lim won’t need to spend too much money restoring this architectural treasure. Malaki talaga ang ititipid ng Maynila!
The effect is gradually felt across the country. Every minute trace of darkness that Kris created dissolved into nothing. The light of life is felt once again. And from afar, Hope’s and Joey’s spirits smile upon the world they left.
Natsumi and Dr. Belo nursed James back to health after he was completely untied. The basketball player then regained consciousness.
James: Unghhh… uhh…
Dr. Belo: OK ka na ba, James?
James: Ah, Doc Belo… matagal na rin tayong di nagkita mula noong nangyari ang scandal… nice to see you again. At sa inyong mga taga-Nueva Liga Filipina… maraming salamat.
Hyacinth: Hindi ka ba dapat malulungkot sa pagtalo namin kay Kris?
James: Nagtatampo ako nang konti, pero mas iniisip ko pa rin ang kapakanan ng bansa. Kahit sa mga telepatiko kong mata, nakikita ko kung paano kayo lumaban nang totoo. Kaya… pwede ba akong sumali sa organisasyon n’yo? Mapagsisilbihan ninyong mabuti ang aking abilidad sa basketball.
Matthew Luke: Siyempre naman! Ba’t hindi?
James: Ito na rin ang paraan ko upang magpatawad sa aking nagawang kasalanang pakikinig sa isang boses na nasa isipan ko na gumawa ng “milagro” kay Hope at nagpasimula ng buong kawalang-hiyaang ito. At sana… doon sa Advent Void na sinasabi ni Mr. Kadoya… tumino at magpatawad na rin si Kris sa mga matindi niyang kasalanan… wala na akong maihihiling pa sa aking pinakamamahal na asawa…
And thus, James Yap is officially drafted into the Nueva Liga Filipina.
Tsukasa: Yun pala, Matthew Luke at Hyacinth. Dahil natapos namin ang trabaho dito, aalis din kami kaagad.
Dr. Belo: Kakalungkot naman!
Yuusuke: Huwag kayong mag-alala. Sigurado kaming tatlo na babalik din kami rito. Kung kailan… tanging ang kurtina ng kapalaran lang ang makapagsasabi.
Hyacinth: Ano yung kurtina?
Natsumi: (a la Mikuru Asahina) Classified information!
The rest chuckles.
Cristy and Tony Boy breathe sighs of relief from their current positions as they watched the satisfying resolution to this conflict.
Maenwhile…
From afar, a middle aged-man with a hat sees the aftermath of the battle. That man is none other than… Narutaki.
Narutaki: Pinapakialaman mo na rin ang ibang bansa, ha… Hinding-hindi uunlad ang bansang ito… KASALANAN MO ‘TO, DECADE!
Narutaki isn’t the only one who’s unhappy at Decade’s participation in the resolution of the conflict. A shadowy figure throws away his wine glass a la Dracula when he also learned that Kris was defeated.
Shadowy figure: Hindi natin inakalang pro-Arroyo ang grupong sinalihan ko. Sila pa naman ang tumalo sa isa sa mga most valuable assets natin — walang iba kundi si Kris Aquino. Tapos mukhang pumapapel na sila kay Tony Boy. At ang pinakamasaklap, baka bubuwagin nila ang rent-seeking economic protectionism policy natin. Hindi ko papayagang maghari sila sa Pilipinas! Hmph. Lintik lang ang walang ganti…
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