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Tumitigil ang takbo ng oras.
Isa-isang nawawala ang mga tao nang hindi namamalayan ng iba,
habang unti-unti namang nasisira ang balanse ng Pilipinas
at nababalutan ng apoy ni Kris Aquino.

Kris: Ngayong ayos na ang plano kong patumbahin ang lintik na Hope na iyon, pwede ko nang simulan ito anumang oras!

By the way, her base of operations (the “dark, secluded place within Metro Manila” mentioned in Episode 31) is in reality the top floor of the Metropolitan Theater in Manila. To have an idea of what it looks like, think of Friagne’s base from Shakugan no Shana.

Kris: Gamit ang dark magic na ibinigay sa akin ni Schirach, ang isa sa mga masasamang diyos ng Mardias, siguradong lalaho ang apoy ng mang-aagaw na iyon! Aha aha aha!

With just a raise of her finger, the negative energy from the anomalies in Makati, Guimaras, and Davao flows straight into her palm. She then uses the negative energy to call something.

Kris: FUZETSU!

A giant magic seal appears and engulfs the entirety of Metro Manila, stopping all time and space within it, except for the hunter and the hunted. And with the seal, she immediately detects Hope’s current location: along Mendiola. She then immediately teleports.

Finally, the bitterest of rivals have appeared face-to-face. Just near Hope is the accomplice himself, Joey Marquez, who was affected by the time-stopping seal.

Hope: B-Bakit tumigil ang oras dito? Pati si Joey, nadamay!
Female voice: Ako ang may pakana nito.
Hope: Grr! Putragis na Kristeta! Alam mong sa akin lang si papa James at wala nang iba!
Kris: Ahh… you want to commit adultery willingly, don’t you? Siguradong sa Bilibid ang bagsak mo!
Hope: Hindi ko iindahin kung makukulong ako, basta lagi kong kapiling si papa James! Kaya ako humingi ng tulong mula sa dati mong asawa na si Joey Marquez!
Kris: Talagang gumamit ka ng psychological warfare. Pati ang lalaking nanutok ng baril sa akin, ginamit mo. Magaling, magaling. Pero dati na iyon. Hindi na ako matatakot ngayon, because you are not worth dying for, compared to my dad Ninoy!

Hope: Talagang para sa akin lang si papa James! Ang isang malditang maitim ang puso na tulad mo, na anak ng isang walang-kuwentang presidente, ay hindi nararapat sa isang basketbolistang malinis ang kalooban! At ang anak mong nasa sinapupunan… ay magmamana ng mga kabulastugan mo! Kaya dapat din siyang tapusin!
Kris: Ang yabang mo talaga. Bring it on, husband-stealer!

READY? — GO!

[Duel: Kris Aquino versus Hope Centeno]

Attack:
Ang ayaw ko sa iyo ay ang pagiging sentro ng atensyon mo!
Ginawa ko ang lahat para kay papa James, pero…
Binigyan ako ng cubicle ng lakas!
Mas exciting kung pinapanood mismo ni Boss Belo ang duwelong ito.
Sa gulong ng pag-ibig, ako ang magwawagi!

Defend:
Ordinaryong empleyado lang ako, pero may ibubuga rin.
B****es like you don’t know about my pain.
Oras na para magpa-facial… kuno.
Ako, kaya kong mag-dive at mag-install! Ikaw, hindi!
Nyoro~n…

Deathblow:
Humans cannot help ‘taklesas’…
Gagawin ko ang ginawa ni Kotonoha kay Sekai…
Patayin sa sindak… si Kristeta!
Say goodbye to you and your precious baby…
Sukubin ka sana ni Lotus Feet!

[End of duel]

Blows traded, spells exchanged, flames erupted. None except them really feel the heat of their duel to the death. But all duels have to be concluded sometime, so…

Hope: Hmph. Mukhang minaliit ko ang lakas ng mahika mo. Pero, meron pa rin akong alas!
Kris: Subukan mo lang. May counterspell ako.
Hope: (silence) Ug Karigheauthan Manifuestum Malici!

Hope transforms into a mirror-in-a-frame-like creature, with her own body being stuck to the mirror like a gargoyle decoration to a stone column. Her Malice powers, as well as her desire to wipe out Kris and claim James for herself, give her that form.

Kris: Transform lang, matatakot ako? Ha!
Hope: Kung gayon, ikaw ang unang makakatikim ng bago kong kapangyarihan! Haaa—-hiyahhhh!!

Hope lets out a transparent beam. It almost hits Kris.

Kris: May ibubuga ka pa rin, ha? Pero mas malakas ang susunod kong atake!

She casts James K N B?, which is one of her old magic spells. The spell hits Hope, and unexpectedly, the still-frozen-in-time Joey. As a result, Mr. Marquez is now engulfed in a blue flame, signifying the erasure of any trace of his existence from this country and this world. Only a small torch remains from where he previously stood.

Hope: GGGGRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! P-Pinatay mo si Joey!
Kris: Aha aha aha! Pwede ko namang gawin ito sa kanya anumang oras bilang paghihiganti sa panunutok niya sa akin dati!
Hope: Magbabayad… ka… hampas… lupa! GGGGRRRRRWWWWWAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Kris: Hmph. Pero hindi muna kita tatapusin. Medyo… na-bore kasi ako. I’ve already snuffed out one of your major accomplices in this unforgivable crime you’ve committed, so my job’s done. Samantala, ikaw naman, Doc Belo, dahil nakipagkuntsaba ka sa bruhang ito upang agawin ang asawa ko, hindi lang pagtanggal sa license mo bilang plastic surgeon ang ititikim mo, kundi kamatayan. Sayang naman ang pagkakaibigan natin, hm hm? Pati na kayong mga plastic na kaalyado ng walang kuwentang Hero na iyon, susukubin ko rin kayo. Hindi pa tapos ang laban, kaya humanda kayong lahat! Hanggang sa susunod… hopeless Hope! Aha aha aha!

The duel is over, so Kris retreats back to her base via teleportation, deactivating the seal. Time has returned to normal, without any trace of the duel that ensued at Mendiola. The only thing that remains there is Hope, who is now devoid of the abstract concept that she is named after.

Hope: MAGBABAYAD KA, KRIS! MAGDUSA KA, HAMPAS-LUPA! GGGGRRRRRWWWWWAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Having failed to defeat Kris and demoralized by Joey’s death, Hope goes on a rampage, still in her malice-powered monster form.

Meanwhile, while James is currently playing with his team at the Cuneta Astrodome, he feels more negative energy. At halftime, he reflects.

James: Hindi ko alam na lumalaki na ang gulo dahil lamang sa isang skin rejuvenation operation… at ang resulta nito’y ang pagkabuwang ni Kris. *sigh* Bakit ba niya sisirain ang balanse ng Pilipinas dahil lamang sa isang maliit na butas na lumalaki…? Sige… Sa abot ng aking makakaya, ibabalik ko ang nasisirang balanse… pero paano? H-Hindi ko kayang saktan ang sarili kong asawa… para lamang dito…

He then hears voices in his head, all of a creepy nature. But then someone taps his back. It’s his team’s coach.

Coach: Hoy, James, ba’t ka nakatunganga diyan? We need you for our strategy, OK?
James: OK, coach.

Which of these matters more to him: restoring the balance, or saving his own wife?

Stars Introduced So Far

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CAN BE DONE: From beginning of Episode 34 to end of Episode 35

February 4, 2007. One year after the grim tragedy that involved several people wanting to have their fortunes changed in what was supposed to be Wowowee’s first anniversary.

An employee of the Department of Justice who is very close to Sec. Raul Gonzales is cooking up something to exact his revenge on ABS-CBN, which is crying persecution at the government’s alleged manhandling of the Lopezes.

????: Para masiguro ang pagwasak sa mga Lopez, kailangang unti-untiin ang hakbang. Sisimulan ko ang engrandeng plano sa dalawang bugok na sina Willie Revillame at Charo Santos-Concio! Hindi sila aabot sa Todos los Santos at hindi na rin sila conscious na conscious! Bwahahahaha!!!

He prepares for a spell.

????: Agent of malice, spring forth! Agent of malice, do your bidding and fill this divorced woman’s heart with bloodthirsty hatred against her two main opponents! 71 ghosts of unfortunate, impoverished people, fuse with her to augment the malice! Inqueviaus-difash Ug Karigheauthan Malici!

The woman that he refers to is Liz Almoro, Willie’s ex-wife. Meanwhile, at Balay Kapatiran…

Willie: Para na itong bangungot na pabalik-balik. Ewan ko ba kung ako ang maysala o nadamay lang ako sa nangyari sa Ultra. Ang hirap itong iwaksi sa isipan ko…

Suddenly, he hears a female voice from nowhere.

Female voice: Willie… Willie…
Willie: L-Liz?! Nasaan ka?
Liz’s voice: Heto ka na naman, iniisip pa rin ang Ultra Stampede! Kung sa bagay, ikaw naman talaga ang maysala, at dapat ka talagang mamatay sa kamay ko! Mabuti na lang at nakipaghiwalay ako sa iyo pagkatapos kong malaman ang tulay na kulay mo!
Willie: Porke ba hiwalay tayo, Liz, eh babalikan mo ako?
Liz’s voice: Ikaw ang isa sa mga ugat ng matinding kahirapan! Pinaiikot mo at ng iba pang mga kakuntsaba sa damuhong ABS-CBN ang mga tao sa isang kulto na nagpapanggap na noontime show! Wala talagang nagagawang mabuti ang programa sa “bawat Pilipino” tulad ng laging sinasabi mo! Ikaw… at si Ma’am Charo, na parehong nagsimula ng kultong ito… ay dapat mamatay ng isang milyong beses sa naguumapaw na asupre ng impyerno, gamit ang bago kong lakas! MAGDUSA KA!

A portal that is vastly different from what Viki usually produces then sucks Willie into it amid his screams. Seconds later…

Matthew Luke: Willie?
Hyacinth: Mukhang may dumukot sa kanya! Ireport natin kay Sir Bitag!

The childhood friends then report Willie’s disappearance to Mr. Tulfo, and the latter says…

Mr. Tulfo: Hmmm… alam ko na ever since the Ultra Stampede, there are attempts at retaliatory strikes at Willie and the ABS-CBN management by either some of the survivors or relatives of the casualties or extreme Kapuso fanatics. And… oh!

Mr. Tulfo notices a flashing dot on the map of Metro Manila which is produced on the control center’s main screen.

Mr. Tulfo: Something bad’s happening at the Philsports Arena, na dating tinatawag na Ultra. Investigate the site immediately with a normal party. Understood?
Matthew Luke & Hyacinth: Yes, sir!

(Please form your party. Members indicated with an asterisk are required.)

Battle Members
1. Matthew Luke *
2. Hyacinth *
3. Arcueid
4. Mizuki
5. Pritong Kandule
6. Serika

Entourage
1. Dr. Belo (Support Ability: Rejuvenation — status ailments of every ally in party are automatically healed at the end of battle)
2. Michael V. (Support Ability: Yari Ka! — randomly bring out practical jokes that attack an enemy)
3. Hattori (Support Ability: Doctor’s Rest — some HP is restored to entire party after battle)
4. Kazuma (Support Ability: Bread Gift — enemies always drop Bread along with their normally dropped items)

Mr. Tulfo: Godspeed, everyone.

Our formed allies then head out towards the Philsports Arena via casual commuting (they don’t want to abuse Viki). Once they set foot on the actual spot of the Ultra Stampede…

Matthew Luke: Liz Almoro! Tama nga ang suspetsa namin!
Liz: Mga pakawala ng Kapal-milya, Kapamilyucks, EBS-CBN, at iba pang mga bagay na pantawag sa nakakasulasok na istasyong iyon! Mabuti’t dumating kayo! Pero huli na ang lahat!

Near her are an unconscious Willie and an unconscious Charo, bound together by an invisible rope and encased in a transparent bubble that floats near the ground.

Hyacinth: Willie! Charo! Ililigtas namin kayo!
Liz: Subukan n’yo lang, at sigurado na ang one-way trip sa impyerno ng mga nagpasimuno ng kulto ng Wowowee. At dahil hawak ko ang mga multo ng pitumpu’t-isang nalagas sa trahedyang nangyari sa kinatatayuan natin, sa impyerno rin ang bagsak n’yo.
Hyacinth: Wala ka na bang awa sa dati mong asawa?
Liz: ASAWA? Ha! Balang araw ay magiging SAWA, tapos AWA, tapos WA, tapos W(a). Yun ang nangyari matapos mabulgar ang kabulastugan ng pesteng Willie na iyon. Ako ngayon ay nabubuhay na lang para sa pagsugpo sa mga Lopez at ang mga galamay nila!
Matthew Luke: Kung hindi kita madadaan sa santong usapan, daanin na lang natin sa santong labanan!
Liz: Kung iyon ang gusto ninyo. Ug Karigheauthan Manifuestum Malici!

After gathering the souls of the 71 Ultra stampede victims that she holds into her body to form a potent monster in order to eliminate Willie and Charo once and for all, Liz then charges at the party with a monstrous shout.

A BOSS BATTLE COMMENCES!

Allies: The ones who you enlisted earlier
Enemy: Malice Liz Almoro (HP: 10,604)

Matthew Luke chooses to do a cooperative attack with Hyacinth named “Osananajimi”. That attack deals 10 hits and 796 damage to Malice Liz Almoro.
Arcueid chooses to cast Poison Claw on Malice Liz Almoro. That attack deals 620 damage to Malice Liz Almoro. But Malice Liz Almoro is not Poisoned!
Mizuki chooses to cast Hyakuretsu Save on Malice Liz Almoro. That attack deals 639 damage to Malice Liz Almoro.
Pritong Kandule chooses to cast Bash on Malice Liz Almoro. That attack deals 214 damage to Malice Liz Almoro.
Serika chooses to cast Apoy1 on Malice Liz Almoro. She deals 585 damage to Malice Liz Almoro.
Malice Liz Almoro chooses to cast Song of the Night Sparrow on all allies. Pritong Kandule is now Confused.
Matthew Luke chooses to do a cooperative attack with Hyacinth named “Osananajimi”. That attack deals 10 hits and 797 damage to Malice Liz Almoro.
Arcueid chooses to cast Paralysis Claw on Malice Liz Almoro. That attack deals 690 damage to Malice Liz Almoro. But Malice Liz Almoro is not Stunned!
Mizuki chooses to to cast Kazeha Itsumo Haruichiban on Malice Liz Almoro. That attack deals 959 damage to Malice Liz Almoro.
Pritong Kandule chooses to attack Matthew Luke due to the Confusion effect. But Matthew Luke deflects the attack!
Serika chooses to cast Yelo1 on Malice Liz Almoro. She deals 584 damage to Malice Liz Almoro.
Malice Liz Almoro chooses to cast Shark’s Greedy Hand on Pritong Kandule. She deals 242 damage to Pritong Kandule. Pritong Kandule is no longer Confused. 242 pesos is stolen.
Matthew Luke chooses to attack Puncher Orphnoch. He deals 467 damage to Puncher Orphnoch.
Hyacinth chooses to use Nestea on Pritong Kandule. Pritong Kandule’s HP is restored to full.
Arcueid chooses to cast Drain Claw on Malice Liz Almoro. That attack deals 647 damage to Malice Liz Almoro. Arcueid restores 0 HP (since her HP is full).
Mizuki chooses to attack Malice Liz Almoro. She deals 695 damage to Malice Liz Almoro. A critical hit!
Pritong Kandule chooses to cast Magnum Break on Malice Liz Almoro. That attack deals 321 damage to Malice Liz Almoro. Pritong Kandule loses 80 HP.
Serika chooses to cast Yelo1 on Malice Liz Almoro. She deals 583 damage to Malice Liz Almoro.
Malice Liz Almoro chooses to cast 71 Shattered Dreams on all allies.

Malice Liz Almoro: wASAKIN aNG mGA gANID nA lOPEZ!
The souls of the 71 Ultra stampede victims: WASAKIN! WASAKIN! TAPUSIN! TAPUSIN!

Malice Liz Almoro brings out the ultimate fury of the 71 Ultra stampede casualties for an all-out virtual stampede against all allies. That attack deals 351 damage to each ally. Pritong Kandule is in critical condition.
Matthew Luke chooses to do a cooperative attack with Hyacinth named “Osananajimi”. That attack deals 10 hits and 798 damage to Malice Liz Almoro.
Arcueid chooses to cast Drain Claw on Malice Liz Almoro. That attack deals 646 damage to Malice Liz Almoro. Arcueid restores 323 HP.
Mizuki chooses to defend.
Pritong Kandule chooses to attack Malice Liz Almoro. He deals 563 damage to Malice Liz Almoro. A critical hit!

Malice Liz Almoro: aUGHHH! pA-PAANO nINYO aKO mATATALO… mGA tUTA nG mGA gANID nA lOPEZ… gWAAAHHHH!!! (explodes)

BATTLE WON!

In the monster’s wake lies an unconscious woman. And because the monster is no more, the transparent bubble disappears and Willie and Ma’am Charo, still bound in ropes, are brought down to the ground.

Matthew Luke: Ganid ba talaga… ang mga Lopez?
Hyacinth: Eh bakit natin sinali si Sir Gabby sa ating grupo? Tuloy, nagiging mas kumplikado na ang situwasyon ngayon.
Matthew Luke: Naalala ko tuloy ang sinabi ni Sir Mike dati. Mag-ingat daw tayo sa mga recruits na may hidden agenda.
Hyacinth: Kunsabagay, dapat din tayong maging mapamatyag.
Willie: Ughh…
Ma’am Charo: Tulungan n’yo kami… para kaming binabangungot… ng mga pitumpu’t-isang iyon…
Hyacinth: Tulungan muna natin sila bago pa ang iba!

Two characters than stand behind the party. They were Sanzo and Sandara.

Sandara: Ang mga multong iyon… taglay pa rin nila ang poot sa mga puso nila kahit na lumipas ang isang taon.
Matthew Luke: Sanzo? Sandara?
Sanzo: Sa pagiging desperado sa pag-ahon nila sa kanilang sarili mula sa kadarahupan, unti-unting namumuo ang poot hanggang sa nagiging malakas na kasangkapan sila sa isang karumal-dumal na pagbuo ng halimaw.
Sandara: Kaya dapat pakalmahin at dalhin ang mga espiritung iyon sa kanilang magpakailanman at mahimbing na pagtulog.

The two then perform a combined ritual that will finally bring the 71 ghosts to eternal, tranquil slumber.

One of the souls of the 71 Ultra stampede victims: Salamat. Nagyon lang namin nakikita ang pagkakamali naming mga biktima. Kaya… dapat ding itama ang pamamalakad ng ABS-CBN, bago mahuli ang lahat…

The souls then disappear, and Liz finally awakens.

Liz: W-Willie?
Willie: Liz?

The childhood friends then free Willie and Ma’am Charo from being tied, and then pave the way for the ex-couple to meet again.

Willie: Di ko alam na hahantong pala sa ganito ang ating hiwalayan.
Liz: Pinabayaan ko kasi ang sarili ko na maimpluwensiyahan ng mga diehard Kapuso simula nang magkawalay tayo… hindi pala. Alam ko na may malaki kang pagkakamali, kaya ako nakipaghiwalay sa iyo.
Willie: Alam ko. Habang pinapasaya ko ang mga kapwa ko Pinoy, kinukubli ko ang napakaraming sakit na pinalala pa bawat araw ng mga pang-aasar ni Tandang Joey.
Liz: Sadya ngang nakapangwawasak ang ‘network wars’ na ito, pero buti na lang ay may sumalba sa stin sa mas malaking peligrong magiging dulot nito.
Willie: Oo. Ang mga kasama ko sa Nueva Liga Filipina. Salamat, Matthew Luke at Hyacinth.
Matthew Luke and Hyacinth: Walang anuman.
Ma’am Charo: (a la Maalala Mo Kaya) Sa wakas, ang problema ng 71 pangarap na nawasak sa isang stempede ay natapos na, sa tulong na rin ng Nueva Liga Filipina. Sana ay magsilbi itong leksiyon sa sting lahat, Kapamilya man o Kapuso. Nagmamahal, Charo.

Meanwhile… The DOJ official is angered at the defeat of Liz and plans something more sinister.

????: Ang plano kong durugin sina Willie at Charo ay nabigo! Peste kayong mga sawsawerong Kapalmilya, kung sinuman kayo! Di bale na… sa mga susunod na taon… ang 0 ay magiging higit sa 2… gamit ang device na ito! Bwahahaha! Makukuryente din sila, gamit ang kapangyarihan ni La Greta na kinuha ko nang walang pahintulot! Siguradong unti-unti at napakasakit ang pagbagsak sa mga ganid na Lopez, bilang isang tagapagtanggol ng gobyerno at ng inaaping sambayanang Pilipino! HYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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